none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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