quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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