Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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