You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.