Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was