Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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