I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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