She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Randomize
