these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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