How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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