Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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