Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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