Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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