Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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