with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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