How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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