I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
