So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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