The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You're a waste of cheezeits
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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