did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Do you still have your period?
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
