Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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