I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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