Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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