can we get nightvision for the apartment?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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