yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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