Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He did a backflip because drugs
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