I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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