i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
