Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
