it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
where are you?
Hypothermia
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Randomize
