So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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