My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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