oh god the rape fog is back!
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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