Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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