Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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