The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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