I will die if light touches me.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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