Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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