I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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