She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I've blown a few things in my day
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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