Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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