Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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