And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Randomize
