Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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