Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
