giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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