i was born a porn star she said
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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