i would punch a child for taco bell
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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