it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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