Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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