The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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