I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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