Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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