why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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